This is a test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test.
If this were a real emergency, such as an invasion fleet of aliens, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. There is no official information or news, especially as regards alien invasions. There are no official instructions, especially none suggesting you flee all major cities, stock up on ammunition and food, and join up with your local resistance fighters.
There is no emergency. There are no aliens. They do not come in peace.
This station serves the Downingtown area. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
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